A Warning To The Ignorant

A Warning To The Ignorant

Friday, February 18, 2011

"Monkey Butt Powder" And The Evidence Of A Self-Actualized Black Man

I was in a tools supply store the other day.
I walked down the isle where some "good ole boys" were talking.
One said to the other - "You need to get this Monkey Butt in the isle right there. It feels good when you put that Monkey Butt on your knuckles and the bottom of your feet".

As I, a Black man walked buy - I did not fear that they were talking about ME. I looked around and saw the bottle of talcum powder sitting in the bin and figured they were talking about it.

(Note - I made that story up. But still it is an example of "Racism That Did Not Happen" as there were good ole boys in the store who did not mess with me.)

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Attention All Women Seeking Fashion Advice From Their Man

Attention all women who seek the advice of your male significant other by throwing pictures of other (fine) women in their faces and asking "Do You Think That This Would Look Nice On Me?"

STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This puts us brothers in a compromised position.

In or minds we are saying:

  •  "I'm not looking at the swimsuit.  I am trying to imagine taking that swimsuit OFF  the girl in the picture to see how she looks naked.  I've already seen you naked before."
  • "This girl could put on a clown suit and she would still look good.  Are you sure that you really trust my advice?" 
  • "If I tell you NO will you not SPEND ANY MORE MONEY on clothing?" 
  • "You lost weight by going to the gym.  Now you want to buy a whole new wardrobe because you complain that your old clothes are too big and don't fit any longer.  I see what you are doing." 

 In the end we say:
"Yes dear.  That would look nice on you".

(Only joking dear)

    Tuesday, February 15, 2011

    If The "Racist" Tea Party Had Lived Up To Its Billing Once They Got To Congress.....

    If The "Racist" Tea Party Had Lived Up To Its Billing Once They Got To Congress.....

    This type of fiasco would be seen between the "Congressional Black Caucus" and the new "Tea Party Republicans" inside of the House Chambers.

    Thankfully they all have more respect for the institution.

    You probably do not have the Flash Player (Get Adobe Flash Player Here) installed for your browser or the video files are misplaced on your server!

    The last congressman to beat another inside of the congressional chambers was "Pitch fork" Ben Tillman of South Carolina. Thank goodness that the majority of Blacks are in the same party as he was or we'd hear about him more.

    Monday, February 7, 2011

    Saturday, February 5, 2011

    It Takes A Mighty Big Garter Belt To Hold $12M

    Club Owner Sentenced For Hoarding $12 Without Paying Taxes

    CHICAGO — A prominent Chicago-area strip club owner found with $12 million in cash has been sentenced to a year in prison for tax crimes.

    A tearful Michael Wellek of Libertyville told a federal judge Friday that he took full responsibility for his actions. He'd faced a maximum sentence of six years.

    Internal Revenue Service agents raided a warehouse near one club in 2003 and confiscated $12 million in cash stuffed in bags and boxes. Wellek argued in a 2004 lawsuit that he was holding the cash until he could count it.

    The 63-year-old Wellek pleaded guilty in November to failing to file a tax return for 2000 and to obstructing the IRS. Prosecutors have said he didn't pay personal income taxes for several years while his clubs apparently generated hefty profits.

    Thursday, February 3, 2011

    Miami-Area Police Force Ban Officers From Wearing "Grillz"

    Guns, not grillz: Ban on tattoos, grills for cops in Broward

    We are way past the question of "blond hair" that is not natural to the genotype in question and "dreds" as appropriate attire.

    Indeed we are "progressing" as a society.  :-/