A Warning To The Ignorant

A Warning To The Ignorant

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

"The Cleveland Show" Without White Folks Applying The Red Light, Allowing The Show To Go On The Air

Some times those "White Entertainment Executives" that are needed to "Green Light" certain projects prove their worth. Seth MacFarlane could never get away with this and not trigger a protest from the NAACP.
(Hat tip to NiSgnorant for showing the cartoons that are of interest to him.)

Thursday, November 17, 2011

White Folks At The Occupation: Once This Negro Started Making Bomb Threats We Had To Turn Off The Human Echo Machine

To all of the conservatives who slandered the "Occupiers" as mind-numbed lemmings, using the evidence of the human echo chamber that repeated the words of the speakers - YOU ARE WRONG!!!

The video above shows that there is indeed intelligent processing of the words taken in by their ears, prior to them being "Re-Tweeted" to others through their mouths.

When 'this Negro' in the video started issuing bomb threats and threats about the use of an "AK-47" the White folks seen in the background did what amounts to be a "Shut Off Of The Negro's Microphone".

Replay the video for yourself.
Watch as they are initially repeating his every word.
As he issues the first threat - they all stop the echo.

Comedy Gold!!!

Friday, November 4, 2011

The Pimp's VAN Tipped The Police Off About His Profession

Pimp charged with sex trafficking, busing girls from Milwaukee to Chicago for prostitution

A Pimp Named Slickback Sean used a van that had an "pimp advertisement" on the side of it raised the suspicions of the police.

The Ho Hauler

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Attention Ladies - Avoid The All White Sketchers Shape Up Sneakers

What might be great for exercising and firming up your toosh can also appear to be an orthopedic shoe when someone looks at the profile of the all-white version of the shoe.

I was in a public place last week when two women walked past as I was sitting.   The one that had the all white Sketchers Shape Up looked like she was wearing corrective shoes because the lack of distinction between the thick sole of the shoe and the "upper" made it appear like the old style corrective shoes.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

British Toys R Us Manager Pays Prostitue $31K Per Week / $6M

Toys R Us manager paid prostitute $31,000 a week

You were absolutely whipped son!

Prosecutors are trying to reclaim nearly $6 million that jailed Paul Hopes stole from Toys R US in Britain. They argue much of the million-plus dollars call-girl Dawn Dunbar received was given to her, not earned, and could be confiscated, the UK's Telegraph reported. In an enforcement hearing, Judge Stephen John calculated the weekly average Dunbar was paid, which she admitted was 10 times the going rate. "It is £20,000 ($31,000) a week. How do you manage to evaluate your services — sex — at £20,000 a week? "How do you justify that?"

Friday, September 9, 2011

Ill Just Have To Be "Homophobic" As I Am Not Attending This "Atlanta Black Gay Pride Dance Party"

"Different Strokes For Different Folks" Taken To An Intolerable Extreme 
Anyone Who Can Say To Me "OK Bend Over Now Its My Turn" ...
I Don't Want To Have Anything To Do With The Scene
The Only Time Anyone Well Ever See Me With By Butt Exposed And
Another Man Inspecting Me He Will Have A White Doctors Coat On

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Saturday, June 18, 2011

When Searching The Word "Mandingo" Make Sure You Change Your "Google Safe Search" Settings To Strict

After being labeled as "Strawmandingo" by my friend BET Uncut I decided to do research on the word "Mandingo".

Unfortunately I had previously turned off the "Google Safe Search". It defaults to "Moderate" but there is a "Strict" setting as well.

The word "Mandingo" turned up more hits on porn stars who refer to themselves as "Mandingo" than I saw African tribal "Mandingo warriors".

In a second search later in the day when I was trying to find the word for the new fad of "colon cleansing" with water - (colonic cleansing) so that I could slap down a debate adversary. I learned that most of the interest in colon cleansing on the Internet is not for health reasons to remove "undigested fecal matter" from the large intestines. Instead it is mostly in preparation for anal sex. A disproportionate amount of it being HETEROSEXUAL anal sex - to my surprise. (You naughty girls you. :-) )

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Black Gang Members Used In "Back That Thing Up" Political Video

Malcolm X's political football metaphor lives. Political Football

Friday, June 10, 2011

Do Not Ask Me How I Came Across This Picture

I don't remember what search term I typed up but I had to save this picture.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Bullet Proof Glass In Da Hood Series - Philly

I live in a violent metro area - Atlanta.
A Negro gets "Kilt" every 1.25 days.
An armed robbery or smash and grab is a common occurrence.

West Philadelphia has more elaborate "Anti-Street Pirate" devices than anything that I have seen in Metro-Atlanta

This is a picture of a Korean owned Liquor store in West Philly
It has a new "security box" that I note is standard now in the area.
I get the funny feeling that the local "Korean Merchants Association" defined this new security box.
The customer portal is encased in a box made out of bullet proof glass.  You put your money into the box via the standard opening in the main glass that covers the entire front.
The merchant has an opening in the glass that she can reach in, retrieve the money.
After retrieving the money she can place the merchandise inside of the security box and slide it down to the customer for retrieval
The Box is long enough so that no pistol or shot gun stuck into the opening could be aimed at the retailer.  If a person were to stick their arm and gun into the box - with their body remaining outside - the retailer could easily grab the gun out of his hand - there is no way to reach around the box without making one's arm vulnerable in this way.

I still wonder - however - since the box is made out of plexiglass and has screws holding the sides together - if someone fired a few well placed shots - could they blast the back end of the box off and then have free aim at the retailer - regardless of if she went right or left?

Needless today - this security technique stands out as unique to the "City of Brotherly Love"
When I went to KFC for lunch in West Philly - I saw yet another bullet proof  interaction system

The cashier pulls the box in and the floor that is shown pops up to form the barrier from the driver.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Maybe It Is A Good Thing That Family Dollar Is Giving Wal-Mart A Run For Its Money After All. Maybe Some People Won't Go To Wal-Mart Any More

Shamefully, I do have to admit that it is true that some Wal-Marts do have some "talent" walking through in the summertime.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Friday, February 18, 2011

"Monkey Butt Powder" And The Evidence Of A Self-Actualized Black Man

I was in a tools supply store the other day.
I walked down the isle where some "good ole boys" were talking.
One said to the other - "You need to get this Monkey Butt in the isle right there. It feels good when you put that Monkey Butt on your knuckles and the bottom of your feet".

As I, a Black man walked buy - I did not fear that they were talking about ME. I looked around and saw the bottle of talcum powder sitting in the bin and figured they were talking about it.

(Note - I made that story up. But still it is an example of "Racism That Did Not Happen" as there were good ole boys in the store who did not mess with me.)

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Attention All Women Seeking Fashion Advice From Their Man

Attention all women who seek the advice of your male significant other by throwing pictures of other (fine) women in their faces and asking "Do You Think That This Would Look Nice On Me?"

STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This puts us brothers in a compromised position.

In or minds we are saying:

  •  "I'm not looking at the swimsuit.  I am trying to imagine taking that swimsuit OFF  the girl in the picture to see how she looks naked.  I've already seen you naked before."
  • "This girl could put on a clown suit and she would still look good.  Are you sure that you really trust my advice?" 
  • "If I tell you NO will you not SPEND ANY MORE MONEY on clothing?" 
  • "You lost weight by going to the gym.  Now you want to buy a whole new wardrobe because you complain that your old clothes are too big and don't fit any longer.  I see what you are doing." 

 In the end we say:
"Yes dear.  That would look nice on you".

(Only joking dear)

    Tuesday, February 15, 2011

    If The "Racist" Tea Party Had Lived Up To Its Billing Once They Got To Congress.....

    If The "Racist" Tea Party Had Lived Up To Its Billing Once They Got To Congress.....

    This type of fiasco would be seen between the "Congressional Black Caucus" and the new "Tea Party Republicans" inside of the House Chambers.

    Thankfully they all have more respect for the institution.

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    The last congressman to beat another inside of the congressional chambers was "Pitch fork" Ben Tillman of South Carolina. Thank goodness that the majority of Blacks are in the same party as he was or we'd hear about him more.

    Monday, February 7, 2011

    Saturday, February 5, 2011

    It Takes A Mighty Big Garter Belt To Hold $12M

    Club Owner Sentenced For Hoarding $12 Without Paying Taxes

    CHICAGO — A prominent Chicago-area strip club owner found with $12 million in cash has been sentenced to a year in prison for tax crimes.

    A tearful Michael Wellek of Libertyville told a federal judge Friday that he took full responsibility for his actions. He'd faced a maximum sentence of six years.

    Internal Revenue Service agents raided a warehouse near one club in 2003 and confiscated $12 million in cash stuffed in bags and boxes. Wellek argued in a 2004 lawsuit that he was holding the cash until he could count it.

    The 63-year-old Wellek pleaded guilty in November to failing to file a tax return for 2000 and to obstructing the IRS. Prosecutors have said he didn't pay personal income taxes for several years while his clubs apparently generated hefty profits.

    Thursday, February 3, 2011

    Miami-Area Police Force Ban Officers From Wearing "Grillz"

    Guns, not grillz: Ban on tattoos, grills for cops in Broward

    We are way past the question of "blond hair" that is not natural to the genotype in question and "dreds" as appropriate attire.

    Indeed we are "progressing" as a society.  :-/

    Monday, January 17, 2011

    A Perspective "Street Pirate In Training" Gets The Type Of Whipping That Is Needed

    (stolen from Von's Black Conscious Thought)

    Good way to address the threat of "Street Piracy". now lets work on the language expressed to the kid.

    The New Romance Novel

    Romance novel material
    He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room.

    Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice, close to my ear. "Just relax. . . " Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing and moving upward along my calves, slowly, but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and I partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties. Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking "no" for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say . . . . . "Okay, ma'am," said a voice. "All done." My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse.

    "You can board your flight now.".........

    Sunday, January 2, 2011

    Disco Era's Bobby Farrell Dies

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