A Warning To The Ignorant

A Warning To The Ignorant

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The Gold Toothed Transformer!! My Racial Identity Is Crushed!!

New Transformers Characters Raise Questions of Racism

I have to make full disclosure here. I have not yet watched the "BET Awards". It sits on my Tivo as I speak. I need to have a couple of drinks to put me in the mood before I watch.

Based on what I know about the contents of the REAL PEOPLE who were on stage at the "BET Awards"..........I just can't understand how the producers of the "Transformers" movie would ever come up with the idea of making two "Step and Fetch'It" characters. :-/

Clearly this is one of those "Only I can call a Black man the N-word" type of cases.

Some moviegoers believe two of the new robots in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen are more than meets the eye.

Skids and Mudflap, a pair of robot twins meant to provide comic relief, are being called racial caricatures, according to the Associated Press. The pair, which constantly bicker using street slang, admit they cannot read, and one of them has a gold tooth.

Check out photos from the new Transformers movie

The new characters have already drawn comparison to Jar Jar Binks, the broken-English-speaking alien from Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace that many fans labeled as a stereotype. But director Michael Bay insists jive-talking twin robots were only meant for laughs.

"It's done in fun," he said. "I don't know if it's stereotypes — they are robots, by the way. These are the voice actors. This is kind of the direction they were taking the characters and we went with it."

Mudflap is voiced by black actor Reno Wilson, while Tom Kenny — a white actor who also voices SpongeBob Squarepants — provides the voice of Skids. Wilson said he never thought of the characters — which uploaded what they know about humans from the Internet — as racial stereotypes.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

The Parallel Lives Of Hip Hop Artists And Republicans - Episode #1

OK - yet another bit I thought up.

I could not resist. I recall hearing Republican Newt Gingrich being attacked for divorcing his wife while she was on her death bed. I also heard how Republican John McCain left his first wife after his personal ambitions in politics left her high and dry. He went on to marry a millionaire in Cindy.

I got it. Republicans are bad news and have no character for doing what they do to their women.

But wait. I am reading where Hip Hop superstar NAS is in the midst of divorcing his wife, singer Kelis while she is PREGNANT with his child!!!

I have not heard the associated condemnation for NAS though.

Kelis Wants Nas To Cough Up $20,000 A Month In Child Support

Friday, June 19, 2009

The Photographic Negative - The Racism That I Did Not Experience - Episode One

Introduction Of The New Bit

Since so many of my Black brothers and sisters seek to have other Black people live vicariously via their personal experiences with DISCRIMINATION and "White On Black" racism I figured that I'd initiate a brand new chronicle of my own life experiences but with a twist.

I will document the occasions where I should have been "discriminated against" but the outcome turned out differently. Of course being that this is the "Parallel Hood" - the reenactment will be pregnant with sarcasm.

My Non-Racist Incident At Dick's

I live in a conservative, Republican dominated county in the former Confederate state of Georgia. As I listen to various media imprints from my fellow African-Americans I am mindful that I should be "Afraid. Be very, very afraid of RACISM!!!". Around each corner there is some White person seeking to "put me in my place for no other reason than I am Black. I am brownskinned at that so this is even "worse" from the perspective of the White folks.

Today I chose to go to Dick's Sporting Goods to get a price on some exercise equipment. During yesterday's work out at the gym I used a ab crunch seat for the first time. That was far better than my incline board that I have already. I wanted to get a price.

I walked up to the Dick's location in my conservative, Republican dominated county at around 9:05 am. As I got closer to the door I saw that their new hours have them opening at 9:30 am. I'd swear that I came to this exact same location a few weeks ago and they were open at 9 am. It is possible that this was Sports Authority though. I did not feel like driving down to S.A. I did not feel like waiting here. A Black man can't be too careful standing in front of a store these days. You know with that racial profiling going on and all. I might look like the guy who robbed the place a few weeks ago, you know.

As I walked closer to the door, the door opened up. Hey.
Then I walked through to the next door and......IT OPENED UP TOO!!!
Then I looked right and I saw the entire sales team having their morning meeting.

"Hey. I'm Black. You guys are going to throw me out of your store, telling me 'Get your Black behind back outside. Can't you read boy?'". I do live in a conservative county you know.

Then I saw a Black guy in with the group. You never know though. He might have been a "Clarence Thomas type" of Black guy. As the Whites interogate me - he would plant a "Gatoraide Gum" packet in my pocket and have me arrested for shoplifting.

None of this happened!!

Despite being about 20 minutes early before the official opening the only thing I heard was "Good morning SIR".

"Sir!?!?!" That is offensive. I see what Senator Boxer means. How dare they call me "Sir"?

Then the "racism" hit. Though they did let me into the store.....no one came to assist me until 9:30. Now I know how Oprah felt in the incident with the European jeweler. It has to be because I am Black.

At 9:30 the Black guy who I saw before came back to help me. I told him that I wanted the ab crunch bench that was on display. He went to the back, saw that they were out of stock and then gave me a 10% discount on the display model.

Now I can work to get my 6-pack back - all because I chose to "Walk Into A Closed Store In A Conservative Area While Black" W.I.A.C.S.I.A.C.A.W.B. and I lived to tell about it.

Monday, June 1, 2009

What Is Playing In The CD Changer Of The Abortion Doctor Murderer?

[quote]Will Barber and her ilk own up to creating the climate in which this man was MURDERED IN CHURCH?[/quote]

Rikyrah - IF you were to accept responsibility for what various "Democratic Party campaigners" posing as Hip Hop artists have done in the way of violence and murder WITHIN THE BLACK COMMUNITY........I would be more than happy to GO OUT OF MY WAY to support you on the claim that Ms. Barber and her ilk are responsible for the BLOOD BATH that we have seen among abortion doctors.

(No no no. I am not talking about what the Doctors do with their vacuums. I am talking about the high profile MURDERS that these 'crackpots' have rendered upon the doctors)

I would like to hear a report about the contents of this man's CD CHANGER out of his car.

Did he have in:

* Slot 1: Rush Limbaugh's "Paul Shanklan Murders The Hits" - featuring "Barack The Magic Negro Remix"

* Slot 2: "Bill O'Reilly Is My God and 'I'll Follow' - Volume 2"

* Slot 3: "How To Win Bigoted Friends And Influence The Suppression Of People By Being A Republican" - By Larry Elder

* Slot 4: "Love The Fetus, Hate The Child" - Assorted Speeches By The Congressional Black Caucus Talking Against Republicans And How To Respond To Them

* Slot 5: Empty

Man, Rikyrah - these White Record Executives REALLY must be stopped at this point.