A Warning To The Ignorant

A Warning To The Ignorant

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Crack Dealers After Obama


Black Cocaine User: "Yo man, what ya got for a hit? This economy got me stressed out."

Future Hip Hop Artist and Democratic Campaigner Drug Dealer: I got that Crack Rock that'll sing to ya to sleep, baby.

Black Cocaine User: Well you know I read a report from the pro-drug legalization activist group "Basement Research" which says that THERE IS NO DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE ADDICTIVE PROPERTIES BETWEEN POWER AND COCAINE IN ITS CRYSTALLINE FORM. Why should I use crack?

Drug Dealer Really? When my up line receive the powder from the CIA he chooses to COOK IT into crack so that it is easier to distribute. He had the powder taped inside of the ventilation system of his stash house. The mice ate through the plastic and all of his stuff BLEW AWAY. CRACK is it man. That powder is too hard to handle. Didn't your mama ever whip your behind because you dropped a bag of flour on the kitchen floor? She didn't do it over no 99 cent bag of flour. She did it because that Sh__ is so hard to clean up!!!! Are you buying or not man? I sell most of my stuff in the White Suburbs where most of the people who use drugs live. They don't ask as many questions as you do man. Buy or move on. You know that they put most of the cops in the Black community.

Black Cocaine User: It seems that YOU and your gang have been caught up in the marketing messages from "New Jack City", "Colors" and rappers which tricked you into believing that the high from Crack is better than Powder. This was all done in the context of making a DISTINCTION between THE SAME PRODUCT so that RONALD REAGAN can lock up more Black people. First he cut the government jobs program from Jimmy Carter. Then he fired the Air Traffic controllers because they REFUSED to allow CIA drug planes from Colombia to come into US airspace without inspection. You are helping Reagan and the White Conservative Racists to lock Black people up!!! I am not willing to take the risk of this enhanced prosecution directed toward Black people. PLEASE GIVE ME POWDER!!!

Drug Dealer: Nah man. We don't carry powder!! Have you ever had a bunch of small plastic baggies in your pocket BURST OPEN after the gun and knife in your pocket rips them? All of the powder gets into your pocket? The powder gets mixed with all of the lint and crud in the crease of your pocket. You'll never be able to get the powder back to its pure White color with all that lint and sh__ in it. WE DON'T DO POWDER MAN!! CRACK we got. C.R.A.K.! You want it or not?

Black Cocaine User: Your telling me that YOU are comfortable with being a co-conspirator in the supply chain which is is assisting Black people to be sent into the Prison Industrial Complex so that various White conservative who own private prison can profit off of the backs of Black folks; destroy Black families as Black men practice higher rates of homosexual acts, and then upon getting exposed to higher rates of HIV and Hepatitis they get released and spread all of this INTO THE FEMALE POPULATION of Blacks? Don't you know that the baggie jeans hanging off of the young Black male's behinds comes from the prison culture? What is WRONG with you? You are a Black Conservative, aren't you?

Black Drug Dealer: Listen man. Whereas when corporations seek to cancel out the competition they consult with an investment banker to plot out a strategy for their acquisition. When I as a Drug Dealer seek to expand I SHOOT THE COMPETITION IN THE HEAD.......Do you really think that you can rationalize with me about the derivative impact of my co-conspiratoral actions with the Republicans to destroy the Black community?!?!?!?

I'm just glad that the Obama administration has equalized the penalties. Now instead of weighing out .49 grams of crack we can go up to 24.9 to avoid the 25 year bid. I can be like Costco and sell large packages, B!!!

Black Cocaine User: Alright man. Just give me the damned CRACK. I'll take my chances. In fact give me two. There is a chick who is coming over. She got educated under "Abstinence Only" sex education and I need to get with that tonight before the Obama Administration puts in the more EFFECTIVE government condom distribution program that's gonna replace Abstinence Only.

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