A Warning To The Ignorant

A Warning To The Ignorant

Monday, December 28, 2009

The Twirp Girls Remix

This was sent to me by my favorite frat brother.  Thank you so.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Mumia Abu Jamal "Fasely Accused

This claim belongs in the "Parallel Hood" blog because it is so funny.

Twenty-eight years falsely accused: an interview wit’ journalist, author and political prisoner Mumia Abu Jamal

If we ever find that "magic Negro" that swoops in front the clouds and does all of this killing that the celebrity Negro did not do the streets of America will be far safer.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

If Rihanna Is Of "The Protected Class" Why Is This YouTube Guy Calling Her An "Animal"?

Shane Dawson is a YouTube star. I did not hear about him until I read the USA Today story about people who are making money by making YouTube videos.

This video is what stood out.

Notice that while he uses a number of different animals - mostly dogs and monkeys in the bit - he has Rihanna - who is a Black female and thus protected as a monkey.

This cannot be tolerated.

Where are the censors at YouTube to tell Shane that he needs to be careful about certain racially sensitive images?

I wonder if Mr Shane is a Republican? This would trigger a response for sure

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

We Must Make Somali Pirates Accountable For Their Threats To The Environment

You have to give these guys credit.
They are now going 300 miles off shore to execute their pirate attacks.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Ignorance Is Far Worse Than Miscegenation

All of these people on stage should have their ability to reproduce curtailed.

Monday, November 16, 2009

A McDonalds In Da Hood With A Bullet Proof Drive Through Window

This is yet another in my series titled "The Creative Use Of Bullet Proof Glass In Da Hood"

This is the one picture that came out clear enough for me to show due to the darkness from the night time.

THIS looks like a picture of a bank - right?
You see the drawer that slides out to transact money. There is a think piece of glass that is in front of you despite the fact that you can't see it. We can't be too careful when it comes to safety with bank tellers.

Well this AIN'T a bank. This is a picture of the security mechanisms in place at the McDonalds on Cleveland Avenue in Atlanta.

The cash window and the food handling window both have bullet proof glass and make use of a drawer through which business is transacted through.

You know things are bad when this has to be implemented in a McDonalds.

Now that I think about it - I should drive back through to see if the inside cashiers also are behind glass?

MLK - Sons Of Former Slaves and Sons Of Former Slave Masters - Together

This is yet another in the series "Racism That Did Not Happen".

What you see is a picture of a "Klan boy" with a Confederate flag plastered to the back of his jeans jacket. Alright - he is not in the Klan but there would be a good chance that he would be if this were 1939 instead of 2009.

He clearly is friends with this Black assistant manager in this particular grocery store.

They were talking, face to face for no less than 15 minutes. The "would be Klan boy" was detailing some recent rock concert or music show that he attended. The Black assistant manager listened with great interest.

There was no apprehension between either of them.

The rebel flag that was on the back of the "would be Klan boy" was of no issue in regards to their relationship.

Indeed the Confederate flag is a symbol of hatred to some and a symbol of pride to others. It is incumbent upon those who take pride in it to STOP the haters from making use of this system for their own perverted, hate-filled purposes.

Just as many Americans ask the American Muslims to renounce the violence executed by their Muslim brothers in the name of Islam so is the need for the "Heritage Not Hatred" people to speak out against their brothers who do so.

The Racism That Did Not Happen - At The Gas Station

Here is a picture of the gas pump that is in question.

Last Saturday I pulled into a gas station in a conservative, Republican controlled city in the metro area. I attempted to use my debt card to fill up my car with gasoline.

The machine did not process my card, telling me to "See The Cashier". I tried a different card - same result.

I then walked inside of the store to inquire about the problem. The woman told me that they are having problems authorizing at the pump.

She then asked me "How much do you need". I hesitated because I was thinking of the current price of gas as compared to the amount of gas my car takes. Then she told me - "Just go ahead and pump and then come back in and pay.".

I AM A BLACK MAN!!!!! Why would this White woman in this conservative Republican town TRUST ME? Why didn't she "racially profile me", demanding that I leave my drivers license or at least my iPhone with her as collateral in case I decide to drive away?

To be honest with you - I almost did drive away. I am so used to pre-paying at the pump with my debt card and the rolling. I had to remember to go back inside to pay.

This White woman in this conservative Republican town then took my card and charged me for the gasoline that I had purchased.

No racism. No racial profiling.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Do You Ever Notice Who Farrakhan Attacks And Who He Is Friends With?

Minister Louis Farrakhan’s views on T.I.’s situation:

“T.I. was set up and they are trying with Lil’ Wayne.”

All of this is puzzling to me. Muslim Minister Louis Farrakhan is seen with:
  • Super Head - The Big Time Freak
  • Snoop Dogg - Pimp Supreme - Invited As Guest Of Honor
  • Michael Jackson - Never Commenting About His Racial Morphing

Yet Min Farrakhan is good for attacking certain right wing or Zionist figures, making the case that they are a threat to the Black community. I don't understand this.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Does Anyone Want This Money From Nigeria? I Have All Of My Money Tied Up With A Different Nigerian Prince

Dear Beneficiary,

This message is regarding your fund which is still inconclusive with the Federal Government of Nigeria due to several unwarranted demands for money from you by the staffs handling the transaction.

I know that the information would come to you as a suprise and it is also very risky on my side because i am not supposed to release this kind of information to an outsider like you but i think there is nothing better i can do to help you and satisfy my conscience other than this step.

I wish to inform you that due to what is happening in your transaction, the Federal Government have instructed the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to conclude the release of Three Million and Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$3,300,000.00) in your favour free of charge as part of your overdue Inheritance fund before the end of the month. Unfortunately, this order has not yielded any fruit due to the fact that some staffs of the Bank are using your fund for their selfish interests and they do not want to allow your fund be released to you.

I have decided to use my position to bring this ugly situation to an end by taking this bold step so that your fund will be released to you as soon as possible if you can follow my instruction.

There is a way i can assist you receive this fund in your account by next week without you spending any money provided you assure me that you will abide by my advise and keep my assistance to you confidential.

Further information regarding the transfer procedures and modalities will be discused upon hearing your acceptance and readiness to cooperate with me to successfully conclude the transaction.

Get back to me email immediately with your personal and banking information so that I will commence on the procedures of transferring your fund directly into your account.

Thanks and God bless.

Yours Truly,

Dr. Mrs. Sarah Alade-
Executive Director
(Board Member)
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)
Abuja Nigeria.

The White Lady Movie Hero That Tames The Savages

Hat tip to my girl Von who keeps finding all of the good material on the Internet.

This skit is sad but true

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Rapper Plies Is A Studio Thug

Plies And Jamie Fox On The Video Shoot

Plies has become popular for his radio friendly hits targeting the ladies, but if you've heard some of his non-radio music, you know the Florida rapper spits tales of a rugged street background where being a gangster is the only way of life.

But, like most rappers, his credibility has come into question at times.

During a recent broadcast of his Foxxhole radio show on Sirius Satellite, actor/singer Jamie Foxx detailed an incident where Plies hid when "30 real n****s" came onto their video set.

According to Foxx, he disfused the situation before anything could happen, but afterward, Plies was nowhere to be found.

"After we calmed the situation, I shook 30 hands. Aight n****, aight cool, you too. ..." the actor explained. "[Backstage, they] telling me 'Foxx, I think you should stay back here'. I'm not trying to stay back here in this dressing room. I'm finna stay out, I'm not staying back here. I get out there, and we can't find Plies. I understand why. You know why? He was afraid for his life. You never know, he could'a died. He ran to the bathroom."

Foxx said that the men were upset at the persona rappers like Plies portray in their music, and they were there to see he was the person he talks about in his music. So, Foxx confronted them to calm things down.

"30 real n****s came on the set," he said. "It was 30 t-shirts ... I look up -- since I been in L.A. for 23 years, I say 'Ok, I know what I gotta do. I gotta go over there and meet it head on. I can't let it get outta control.' I'm not trying to be no hero, but let me at least talk to whoever the f*** this is.

"The dude was like 'Yo n****, these n****s is faking our lives Foxx.' I said 'Who are you talking about?' [He's like] 'These punk ass n****s running from Suge and...' I'm like 'Hey, we just shooting a video.' "

Confused, Foxx asked his friend the men had so much animosity towards the rapper. He explained he hadn't heard Plies' music outside his radio hits, to which his friend Tasha threw on some street cuts for him to listen to.

After that, he understood.

"My girl Tasha asked me, 'You never heard Plies music?' I said 'Nah, put it on,' " Foxx said. "I said 'You got to be kidding me.' He's talking about killing and goon this and kill that. That's what these dudes was listening to. They wanna find out: is the dude really real, because we gonna kill him."

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Maybe I Need To Just Stay Off Of The Black Lesbian Site After All?

Diary Of A Black Lesbian

It must be how the male mind works.
We think that a Lesbian is a sexual voyeurist in the first place so they are an "interesting species".

Then we note a few things.

Hey I thought that these were two attractive women when I saw this picture before. Now this self-identified lesbian used this same picture. Conclusion - we are attracted to the same type of women.

From the blog site: Diary Of A Black Lesbian

In Atlanta the black LGBT community is large compared to most other cities, but at times it seems very small. This is because everyone knows someone who dated so-and-so way back when. Chances are your girlfriend has had her fair share of lovers. It’s very hard to take black gays and lesbians seriously here seriously so I don’t personally take them seriously. I’ve been forced into becoming a whore. It is not by choice. I would like nothing more than to settle down and commit myself to one woman, but because everyone around me is out for his or her own gratification I have to settle for short-term flings.
Um hummm . Healthy sexual appetite.

I have enough heterosexual friends to know the same persist with their relationships. No one seems interested in long-term commitment. No one seems concerned about the numerous forms of venereal diseases throughout the black community. No one seems concerned about the numerous out of wedlock children being born. “Black” love has been tossed out the window. There is no such thing as respect anymore.
Out Of Wedlock Children? I didn't know that was even possible in the homosexual world?
What risk does a lesbian have for venereal diseases, except for possibly herpes?

Eventually each individual is going to have to ask him or herself whether or not they like where their love life is headed. I for one don’t plan to stay single forever. I want a woman by my side and I want us to have kids one day. My biggest issue is that I refuse to settle. I don’t want anyone who already has children. I don’t want anyone who lacks ambition and goals. I don’t want anyone I find physically unattractive. The list could go on and on. I’m sure I’ll come across my better half one day, but until then I guess I have no choice but to go with the flow.
Uhhhhh. Never mind.

I would give my left nipple to have one night with Keri Hilson. Let me find out this woman likes women I swear I will ride my horny butt over to Decatur and find her

Hey wait a minute!!!
I've heard (or said) several times: "I would give my left testicle if I could............".

Now we find out that this is said within the lesbian community.

First some of us brothers have to go to a strip joint and distinguish between the "dancers" and the "lesbian observers" who are there to see what we brothers are there to see. NOW we have to deal with them using references to the body parts that they'd give up to be with a particular woman?

This has gone too far!!!!!

(Please note - This is just tongue in cheek satire, mixed with the way men think. )

Today's Klan Now Runs A Restuarant - Shows That They Have Black Friends Too

AJC: Bar owner says his signs are free speech, not racism

Gator Peach Restaurant Signs

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

New Series: "Things Only White Folks Are Likely To Do"

Barefoot running gains toehold on respectability

When I think about the City of Baltimore I think of a place that has too many broken bottles on the ground for anyone to even think about running barefoot.

This new fad sounds like a quick admission into the emergency room to remove some sharp object from the bottom of one's foot.

If they were to limit themselves to known Track and Field facilities then I might be more accepting. Doing so on the streets of most of urban America means that the likely laceration offsets any physical exercise that one will receive.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Hooper X

(I am sorry but I had to steal this from BlackConsciousThought. This is too funny)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Kanye West Recognized on YouTube, Obama's Comment Tweeted

Remember that "You can't take the Ghetto out of........"

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Tim Wise Wuz Right: No One Expected 2 White Thieves To Be Thieves

Some times the preponderance of evidence force me to unwillingly agree with my ideological adversaries. This is such an occasion.

TIM WISE - You are correct.

Had these two men who came into a hospital with a dolly and rolled out an ATM full of $90,000 full of money had been BLACK - they would have been challenged before being allowed to make such a haul.

Mr Wise - you continue to be the best vocalist for Black stultification that I know of - besides Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Keep up the good work.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

The Bullet Proof Glass Report - Financial Institutions In The Hood

A new series - The Bullet Proof Glass Report

Detailing how "Da Man" seeks to limit the human interactions and bonding between humans in the community BECAUSE these capitalists love THEIR MONEY more than they love human to human contact.

The Bank Of America branch inside of the Kroger on Ralph David Abernathy Dr in the West End.

Despite having some large beautiful black and white photos plastered high on the wall - detailing various scenes of the Black community from the 1940's.

Sadly despite this conscious and historical view up above - the banking branch inside of the store aren't as ethereal about being on "Ralph David Abernathy", named after the famous civil rights leader. Since the Pirates have no respect for "R.D.A." there is a need for plexiglass.

It appears that the Pirates must make the first move and show some regard for those who worked hard in the struggle before the banks will remove their plexiglass.

Which Of These Two Forces Of Capitalism Is Attacked More Frequently By The Black Progressive-Fundamentalist?

A billboard plastered in Midtown Atlanta which has about 20,000 cars per day passing by to read the contents of the sign.

The THUG Awards - Celebrating The Pirates In Our Community (If Not Them Directly Then Their Lifestyle

  • Thugs have been Killing our people during this "Bloody Summer"
  • Thugs have been committing "Smash And Grab" burglaries all year long - They don't "give a what" about Obama being president
  • Thugs have been terrorizing students who have gone to school for education

A brick wall upon a store within a Black community, sponsored by the Coca Cola Corporation

Coca Cola "Celebrates Black History"

Coca Cola was subjected to a racial discrimination lawsuit several years ago netting a $200 million judgement from which attorney Willie Gary was able to purchase a private Boeing 737 with a million dollar sound system
  • Coca Cola has been accused of contributing to the childhood obesity problems with their vending machines
  • Earlier this week I watched "Democracy Now" where they pointed to Coca Cola India having siphoned off much of the ground water for profit, leaving the people with a drought situation.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Offended By Gorilla Glue At Lowes

I was shocked.

I walked into the local big box hardware store looking for some wood glue to repair some household destruction that my kids had rendered.

How could Lowes sell a product that is so offensive in its labeling?

Next Time I Buy "FUBU" I Need To Make Sure Of 2 Things

After driving through 'Da Hood' today to get a first hand view of some recent scenes that made the news I was hungry.

I did not want to eat any fast food. I did not feel like going home and then cooking.

I had the brilliant idea to kill two birds with one stone.
I decided to you purchase some freshly prepared fish and I was going to support a Black owned business in the community.

I erred greatly on both counts.

First I made the assumption that every "Supreme Fish Delight In the ATL were Black owned".  Or put it this way - how about you taking a guess as to who the owner is in the picture below. 

I saw three people behind the counter in the fish joint:

  • The  Black Female who was the cashier
  • The Black Male doing the cooking
  • And - to my surprise - the Chinese Guy who came out of the office while I was waiting for my fish to cook

I should have gotten the hint from the customer who told the cashier "Please don't cook the fish to the point where it is crunchy and tasting like shoe leather. I want it crispy not crunchy".

I get my fish and then drive away.

My stomach was growling and I was getting light headed because I had a light lunch and was working all afternoon long.

Then I bit into the fish.
This is the worst tasting fish that I have ever tasted.
Whereas I make my own fish with a healthy dose of paprika, Cheyenne pepper, salt and garlic salt - this crap tasted like, like, like - shoe leather with corn meal upon it.
I figured that not even hot sauce could rescue this stuff.

Next time I am going "Yasin's Fish".
If they don't have "The Final Call" and "Bean Pies" for sale any longer - I am ging to ask for a fish sample before making my purchase.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Racism That Did Not Happen - White Guy Returned My $20

This is a true story.

It happened to me on Thursday.This happened to me in a Southern, Conservative, Republican Controlled town.
A town who's latent racism is only suppressed by the legacy of national enforcement of the federal Constitution.
If the spirit of this movement had not been present - my throat would have been cut by now. Surely.

The scene is a grocery store in Fayette County Georgia. A red county, on the south side of Metro Atlanta.

When I first moved down here there was only one grocery store.
As the population expanded - so did the number of grocery stores. In one intersection - there are 3 supermarkets competing for business.

Along with the growth of this population also came diversity. Black people just like me. Thus the return of this $20 bill to me by a White man had strong symbolic importance to me.

I stood in the express check out line talking to a set of friends. They were White as well. They are family friends. As I talked my daughter did the scanning of the goods. When the checkout popped up on the screen I swiped my debt card and then asked for $20 cash back.

As I was focused on my conversation and getting the kids to come along with me I did not realize that I had left the money in the cash return slot.

I did not realize this until I was in my truck, driving away.

I saw a White man walking toward my truck.
The latent fear that is present in all Black people when they see an unknown White man coming to their truck struck me. A White cop or a White man in casual dress. There is no difference.

He informed me that I had left the $20 in the machine. He was kind enough to give it to me instead of stealing it. STEALING from me today the same way that his ancestors have stolen the labor from my people.

I saw this as my own "reparation".

Finally an honest White man who was not trying to exploit me.

I now am free from the bondage of UptownSteve and Cobra and Filled Negro.

I am equal because a White man gave me MY $20 that was not his. He showed me respect. My self worth has now been returned into my center of gravity.

Thank you White man.
Thank you.


(Please note: THIS IS SARCASM FOLKS!!!! Anything on this specific blog should never be used against me if I ever become famous. It is meant to be over the top.

Copyright: Parallel News Network)

Friday, August 28, 2009

Racism That Didn't Happen: White Girl / Black Guy Do Battle - No One Is Lynched

In a conservative, White majority county in the South these events took place.

In a room where Black parents and White parents and Hispanic parents and Asian parents looked on - No one jumped in to deliver the ending of the story that would have been the case 100 years ago upon seeing these series of events below:

(Note - Though I saw the humor in this setup I also respect the privacy of these kids . Thus the view of their faces have been blocked.)

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

I Charge The Rap Group "Goodie Mob" With Racism Against Themselves For This Insensitve Reference To Monkies That Upsets Sensitive Blacks


I was responding to a hater via a blog post. I though of the phrase "One Monkey Don't Stop No Show". I got curious as to the origin of this popular phrase. I typed the phrase into a search engine. The first response was Wikipedia. I clicked on the link and this phrase was associated with the album by this title released by the rap group "Goodie Mob".

Since "monkey references" are offensive to sensitive Blacks who allow their emotions to trump SCIENCE I found it racist that Goodie Mob would make use of this racist phrase. Thus Goodie mob as Black people have committed RACISM against Black people - since they, themselves are Black.

How is it that the Goodie Mob took "ownership" of this hateful phrase?

How do they know that some racist White man who created this phrase was not intending it to be directed at a person?

Since I view the hip hop rapper as equal to a newspaper editorial cartoonist, a talk show host and a politician I am forced to demand that the civil rights activist groups who are quick to jump on all things "monkey" to do the same against "Goodie Mob".

OK - lets go after the ubiquitous "Green Lighting White Music Executive" who allowed the Black group to go forward with the name?

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Yet Another Reason For A Taller Border Fence

This is the first time I have seen a Mexican national escaping 'back into Mexico' by climbing over the fence to avoid authorities.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

The Stanky Leg Report - Found Again

For some reason this song has grown on me over time.

Unfortunately this video motivates me to ask them to stop talking and just dance.

Did I mention their web site?

V-103 Atlanta Has Miss Sophia - The Cross Dressing Black Man - No Surprise

Miss Sophia - Girl Talk

On "Great Day Atlanta" - which I rarely watch - I get irritated at the sight of their bit featuring "Miss Sophia" - a character which is a Black man in drag - gets camera time.

Miss Sophia is a gossip reporter but also an embarrassment to the dignity and character of Black men.

The array of guests seen with this "confused Black man" says it all.

This guy looks like a "He Hoe" that had been walking the streets of 10th and Piedmont who has hit the big time.

The call to be tolerant of sexual diversity DOES NOT include the need to tolerate foolishness and ignore ignorance.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Young Single Mothers Biggest Victim Of Intimidation Attempt In Robbery Of Local Business

AJC: Owner: Strip Club Break-In An Attempt To Put Her Out Of Business

Note - Please make no inferences as to my motivations or interests in putting forth this story about the local strip joint that was robbed.

I see this as me putting forth information about an event that is going to damage the income stream of a number of young single mothers as their place of employment has suffered an attack.

I refuse to provide any information beyond this "matter of fact" report which might incriminate me or my friends.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Hidden Racism In The Opposition To The New Vision Night Club?

After listening to the Racism Chasers I have become more sensitive to their claims of racism.
Racism today is not in the form of a Klan attack. It is far more subtle. These White folks have learned their lesson based upon the media scrutiny they have faced.

First we have the article in the Atlanta Journal Constitution that sets up the issue of debate over the proposed night club in Midtown Atlanta that is frequented by young Black folks:

AJC: Neighbors don't want a new Vision nightclub

he homeowners gathered at the city’s Neighborhood Planning Unit E meeting, where Vision’s former owners presented their plans for a new nightclub and a lounge. The new club, which doesn’t have a name yet, would be at the southeast corner of Peachtree and 11th streets.

The project’s opponents have created a Web site called www.keepmidtownsafe.com that outlines concerns such as excessive traffic, noise and crime. The Web site has an online petition with 110 signatures opposing the plans.

Peachtree Street resident Jeff Smith, who lives five blocks south of the proposed site, said his windows rattled with noise from Vision party-goers.

“It was a living hell,” he said. “When Vision closed, I was finally able to sleep at night.”

DeWayne Martin, an attorney representing the owners, said his clients will abide by the city’s noise ordinance. He said the owners will have off-duty police officers providing security.

“We will do everything we can to be a good neighbor,” he said.

Martin called the criticism “curious,” noting that there are several other after-hours spots in the area.

When I read the line that contained the word "CURIOUS" I understood that to mean that the representative for the club owner questioned the motivation of the opposition. Thus I followed the link to the oppositions web site.

The web site pimp smacked me back into reality.
This is in fact a KLAN web site, indeed. If the "White Citizens Council" had a face in 2009 - this would be their web site!!

Just look at it.

Notice the 3 elements that jump out at any Black person who dares go to the site.

  1. See the picture perfect White family. They are fearful that their White daughters might get some "soul" in her and then go around to a Black dance club right around the corner from them and then come home with a Black guy. If these people's grandson is a Black child - the picture would be shattered.
  2. The Angry White Man - Notice the White man pictured under the "No" section. He is not interested in having a venue that will attract a group of undesirables to his community once again. He misses the old days where he could simply bring a shot gun and thus strike fear upon "the Blacks" - keeping them on their own side of the MARTA train tracks.
  3. Notice the Wedding Rings - The Angry White man from above recalled the picture of the old club where Black women would go inside with short dresses. Black folks would be bumping and grinding on each other. All sorts of fornication or thoughts of fornication would be taking place there in. This must be stopped.

OR - maybe it was the frequent reports of assaults and the occasional murder that they are seeking to avoid?

The two-block stretch of Peachtree Street between 11th and 13th streets was once one of Atlanta’s most prominent party districts. The area, however, had some high-profile shootings and other crimes. Those blocks are now part of the high-rise construction boom along Peachtree Street.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

17 Year Old Pirates Rejoice!!! Atlanta's Curfew Will Stop At 16!

City Council members and citizens presented ideas for public safety

The Atlanta City Council Member who was carjacked DURING DAYLIGHT HOURS ON A WEEKEND is now proposing a curfew that lasts between 8:30am and 2:30pm.

I feel safer already.

Friday, July 24, 2009

"The Blackest Man On The Planent"......Wears Bytch Glasses

Shout out to my man Denmark Vesey!!

I like you more than I dislike you.

That "Lil 'Wayne" infatuation that you have remains problematic though.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

A Black Man Was Seen By A Security Guard Rambling Through The Trunk Of A Car And Was Not Accosted

A Black Man Was Seen By A Security Guard Rambling Through The Trunk Of A Car And Was Not Accosted!!

(Note: That is not a picture of my car. By the time my stupid camera phone had focused - the "rent a cop" had turned the corner in his car, yellow lights blazing on top - as if that is going to scare somebody. Anyway - back to the bit.......)

How could this happen?

Last Wednesday as I exited the office of the big, evil capitalistic corporation that I work for I had the trunk of my car opened. I was putting my laptop bag and other items that I was carrying out of my office into my trunk.

Now keep in mind (true story) about 2 months ago we had a problem with pirates who came into the garage mid-day and broke people's windows, stealing their GPS, cellphones or any other valuables that were left out in the open. I won't venture to assume a profile upon these robbers. I doubt that they were Chinese males, breaking into cars, seeking to repossess the electronic goods they had made some time earlier.

Thus I was struck!!

Here I am a big Black guy, rustling around in an open trunk in a garage that had been hit several times recently - and I did not get STOPPED by security!!!

What is going on?

Don't these people watch the news?

I am a threat to society.

As much as I am on the lookout for "Racial Profiling" since I hear about it so much as a threat to me - as hard as I try to be profiled - it never seems to happen.

Maybe I should have had my pants hanging off of my azz?

Thursday, July 16, 2009

"GOP Boxer Shorts" For Street Thugs

I have an idea Jody. Why don't you and Filled Negro come up with some "GOP Boxer Shorts"?

Think about it Jody!
Market these "GOP Boxer Shorts to YOUNG BLACK MALES"!!!!

They will have the face of George W Bush on the front crotch part and then the face of Ronald Regan on the backside.

When they grab their private parts in the front they are subconsciously telling George Bush to "*#*#* their *#*#&&$".

When they get skid marks on the back side it is Ronald Reagan's face, the man that STARTED THE DOWNFALL OF BLACK AMERICA in the eyes of KIDS, gets a brown face as a result of the mark.

The racist White cops who are otherwise inclined to "Put their foot up a N#&gg*3's Azz" would NEVER NEVER NEVER think to kick their leader in the face Jody!!

Think of the possibilities!!!

Forget about outsourcing this to China or Guatemala. You can work with Filled Negro to round up some unemployed people from Southwest Philly to work the sewing machines and the ironing boards.

Think about it Jody. You'll be RICH!!
I will open source my idea so don't worry about the royalties.

I bet you anything that Kid wears this fashion style. You can use him as a test model.

What do you think?