A Warning To The Ignorant

A Warning To The Ignorant

Saturday, November 17, 2007

The Justice Actor-vists Will Propose A New "Crack Kit"




Press Release From The "Center For Fairness In Crackhead Sentencing"

November 17, 2007


After years of inaction from the American justice community under both Republican and Democratic administrations the "Center for Fairness In Crackhhead Sentencing" has come up with an innovative strategy that would allow Black people to avoid the punitive criminal punishment associated with their use of and possession of Crack Cocaine.

As background history - Crack is a "Black Drug". You have heard us say this for more than a decade now. Check out the movie "New Jack City" and you will see that we were largely responsible for challenging the government to "DO SOMETHING" because otherwise it was "RACIST!" to sit back while the Black community was being destroyed by crack. We have come to realize just as Jay Z, Nelson George and the guy who actually wrote movie "New Jack City" stated - Ronald Reagan was responsible for setting up the conditions by which the Black community became crack addicted by his cuts to the government social programs that had Blacks happy and employed. After cutting us in this way he then put salt in the wound by importing drugs from the Contras - just I a famous rap song detailed for us last night at our party.

The bottom line is - we can't wait any longer for the sentencing guidelines to be changed to a more favorable state. Users of the "Black drug", Crack are sentenced to a term that is 5 times that of what people who use the "White drug" cocaine are sentenced to.

Our organization has gotten together with several "street corner pharmacists" and we have a solution!

Since cocaine in "crack form" has the policy of "5 will get you 25" we propose to sell an "At Home CRACK KIT". We will be setting up training classes to teach the crack cookers how to cook up their cocaine from raw form into "crack" but to leave out the last step prior to its distrubtion. Therefore when the distributor or crackhead gets caught by the police they will have "intermediate crack" rather than actual crack. Intermediate Crack is like lumpy cocaine with some additional chemicals added to it. With our "At Home Crack Kit" we provide the crack heads with a microwavable pouch to do the final process which turns the "intermediate crack" (which is still legally cocaine) into "acutal crack". Once you hear the crack stop popping in the microwave then you know that it is done.

We have done testing in all major justisdictions across America. All liberal judges go along with the fact that our "At Home Crack Kit" is not indeed "crack" in its final form and thus they didn't sentence our testers via the crack guidelines, they in fact gave us the cocaine sentencing. (Please note - we were not able to fully test the system in Camden New Jersey. The evidence was stolen out of the police evidence room and was likely smoked by one of the officers charged with guarding the stash. Further tests will have to be done to confirm the policies of Camden.

Though our innovation we have come up with an effective way to get around an oppressive law.



Ingredients for Crack:

Crack cocaine, a form of cocaine base, is derived from powder cocaine. Unlike the processing of freebase cocaine, converting powder cocaine into crack cocaine does not involve any flammable solvents. The powder cocaine is simply dissolved in a solution of sodium bicarbonate and water. The solution is boiled and a solid substance separates from the boiling mixture. This solid substance, crack, is removed and allowed to dry. The crack cocaine is then broken or cut into "rocks," each typically weighing from one-tenth to one-half of a gram. One gram of pure powder cocaine will convert to approximately 0.89 grams of crack cocaine. The DEA estimates that crack rocks are between 75% and 90% pure cocaine.

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