A Warning To The Ignorant

A Warning To The Ignorant

Saturday, November 17, 2007

The Justice Actor-vists Will Propose A New "Crack Kit"

Press Release From The "Center For Fairness In Crackhead Sentencing"

November 17, 2007

After years of inaction from the American justice community under both Republican and Democratic administrations the "Center for Fairness In Crackhhead Sentencing" has come up with an innovative strategy that would allow Black people to avoid the punitive criminal punishment associated with their use of and possession of Crack Cocaine.

As background history - Crack is a "Black Drug". You have heard us say this for more than a decade now. Check out the movie "New Jack City" and you will see that we were largely responsible for challenging the government to "DO SOMETHING" because otherwise it was "RACIST!" to sit back while the Black community was being destroyed by crack. We have come to realize just as Jay Z, Nelson George and the guy who actually wrote movie "New Jack City" stated - Ronald Reagan was responsible for setting up the conditions by which the Black community became crack addicted by his cuts to the government social programs that had Blacks happy and employed. After cutting us in this way he then put salt in the wound by importing drugs from the Contras - just I a famous rap song detailed for us last night at our party.

The bottom line is - we can't wait any longer for the sentencing guidelines to be changed to a more favorable state. Users of the "Black drug", Crack are sentenced to a term that is 5 times that of what people who use the "White drug" cocaine are sentenced to.

Our organization has gotten together with several "street corner pharmacists" and we have a solution!

Since cocaine in "crack form" has the policy of "5 will get you 25" we propose to sell an "At Home CRACK KIT". We will be setting up training classes to teach the crack cookers how to cook up their cocaine from raw form into "crack" but to leave out the last step prior to its distrubtion. Therefore when the distributor or crackhead gets caught by the police they will have "intermediate crack" rather than actual crack. Intermediate Crack is like lumpy cocaine with some additional chemicals added to it. With our "At Home Crack Kit" we provide the crack heads with a microwavable pouch to do the final process which turns the "intermediate crack" (which is still legally cocaine) into "acutal crack". Once you hear the crack stop popping in the microwave then you know that it is done.

We have done testing in all major justisdictions across America. All liberal judges go along with the fact that our "At Home Crack Kit" is not indeed "crack" in its final form and thus they didn't sentence our testers via the crack guidelines, they in fact gave us the cocaine sentencing. (Please note - we were not able to fully test the system in Camden New Jersey. The evidence was stolen out of the police evidence room and was likely smoked by one of the officers charged with guarding the stash. Further tests will have to be done to confirm the policies of Camden.

Though our innovation we have come up with an effective way to get around an oppressive law.

Ingredients for Crack:

Crack cocaine, a form of cocaine base, is derived from powder cocaine. Unlike the processing of freebase cocaine, converting powder cocaine into crack cocaine does not involve any flammable solvents. The powder cocaine is simply dissolved in a solution of sodium bicarbonate and water. The solution is boiled and a solid substance separates from the boiling mixture. This solid substance, crack, is removed and allowed to dry. The crack cocaine is then broken or cut into "rocks," each typically weighing from one-tenth to one-half of a gram. One gram of pure powder cocaine will convert to approximately 0.89 grams of crack cocaine. The DEA estimates that crack rocks are between 75% and 90% pure cocaine.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Getting The Bird To Depart The Nest By Realizing His God Given Purpose

Eagle or Penguin?

There are two groups who claim to want to have the bird to fly from the nest. The permanent paternalist have a view that this bird needs a hand upon its breast to keep it in the sky as it departs this nest, so unsure of its capabilities to fly. Having been thoroughly conditioned by the permanent paternalist of its injuries that have been inherited from its great-great-great grandparents who had their wings clipped off and oil thrown all over their bodies as an outsider debilitated him, this bird will flap its fully functioning wings as it is airborne (though in truth it is being supported in the sky by this hidden hand....The hand is really guiding the assisted bird to the voting booth). IT DOESN'T MATTER if the bird is flapping its wings sufficiently enough to actually leave the hand and go off on its own power OR if that bird is laxly flapping its wings just to APPEASE the hand that holds it up in an attempt to show that it is INDEED doing all that it can to fly on its own. In the second case both the hand and the bird are made content with their mutually beneficial relationship. The hand is the winner though for he gains a permanent supporter for his cause lest he remove his hand of support. The bird loses because it will NEVER fully use its God given attributes to soar like the other birds.

The second and conflicting force to the first is the one which attempts to convince the bird that is loathed to depart the nest that IT IS THEIR GOD GIVEN WILL TO FLY. He asks that bird to make note that he too has the same wings of the eagles that he is envious of. He attempts to strip away the conditioning that has been placed into their CULTURE and spread to the subsequent generations. He knows that INJURY CAN'T BE COMMUNICATED BETWEEN GENERATIONS........INJURY MUST BE INDOCTRINATED FROM PARENT TO PRODIGY.

ALL THE WHILE the "Bird Quasi-Socialist Progressive-Fundamentalists Other Species Chasers" working from within tell him that the PENGUIN TOO is a bird that has wings and IT CAN'T FLY!!!!! Thus it is DISCRIMINATION to assume that just because one is a bird and has wings....that HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLY. He will begin to agree that it is Millions of years of EVOLUTION is the cause of his problem NOT his own lack of will to fly. The only problem with this observation is..........HE'S NOT A PENGUIN.

This opposing force who comes off as less sympathetic to the permanent paternalists would take the steps of pushing him off the side of the nest in order to force him to live up to his GOD GIVEN ARCHITECTURE for flight if it is necessary. He sees that some time direct action trumps attempting to rationalize with the non-rational, wholly indoctrinated subject.

Again the BQPFOSC will look out of the nest and point to the skeletons of the 5 birds that lay at the base of the tree and say to the bird "SEE, these are the VICTIMS of their PUSH'EM OUT OF THE NEST POLICIES....THEY KILLED THESE BIRDS just as they are attempting to KILL YOU!!! I will provide you with protection if you simply yield a bit of your soul to me."